Posts tagged: what
I just thought everyone should know
that there is a German dessert called Spaghettieis
which is literally just ice cream made to look like spaghetti
they even put little heart wafers in it
WAIT A SECOND
YOU’RE TELLING ME
THAT YOU DON’T HAVE SPAGHETTIEIS?
FUCKING HELL PEOPLE
HOW DID YOU SURVIVE
NO WE DO NOT BECASUE ENGLAND CANNOT HANDLE ICE CREAM SHAPED LIKE PASTA
WE CAN BARELY HANDLE FISH SHAPED LIKE FINGERS LET’S BE HONEST
“I gotta get you out of the office more.”
requested by ires
“…John? JOHN! I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOUUU!”
My teacher tried to make Romeo and Juliet relatable to modern teens
OH MY GOD I JUST FUCKING MET DAVID KARP ON THE TRAIN WE TALKED AND HE INVITED ME TO THE OFFICE FOR LUNCH I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP
someone please find out where that piece of shit xdievromanticx works and notify the public health office of the city where the mcdonalds is in before an immunocompromised person potentially dies of food poisoning
this is not a fucking joke
please reblog this. we could be saving lives.
which iS NOT GOOD AT ALL..
UGH FUCKING WHAT