bad-dominicana:

coloneltushfinger:

stfusexists:

vaspim2k13:

This is the kind of world we live in today

If your suggestion as an administrator is to tell a teenage girl to go under the knife instead of telling a teenage boy to respect women, you are in the wrong damn line of work.

^^^^^^^

sherlockfangams:

nathoyt:

So my friend Lisa and I were tooling around the cemetery and we came across the tombstone of one “John W. Holmes.”

We had very mixed feelings about this.

The freakish part is the dates would be about right for the original John Watson….*shudder*

viclockians:

“…John? JOHN! I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOUUU!” 

andivictoria:

My teacher tried to make Romeo and Juliet relatable to modern teens

cliterallysame:

OH MY GOD I JUST FUCKING MET DAVID KARP ON THE TRAIN WE TALKED AND HE INVITED ME TO THE OFFICE FOR LUNCH I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP

aaronburrssexdungeon:

badmilitaryart:

Before crossing the Delaware, it’s a little known fact that George Washington spent a good half hour looking for his lost contact lens.

i just screamed